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SKYPE DOES NOT SUPPORT ANY EMERGENCY CALLS TO ANY HOSPITALS, LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF EMERGENCY SERVICES OF ANY KIND EXCEPT IN THE VERY LIMITED CIRCUMSTANCES DESCRIBED IN PARAGRAPH 2.3 BELOW. THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS AGREEMENT GOVERN YOUR USE OF THE SKYPE SOFTWARE, SKYPE PRODUCTS, AND THE SKYPE MANAGER ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT UNLESS YOU AND SKYPE (AS DEFINED BELOW) HAVE EXECUTED A SEPARATE AGREEMENT.

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO USE THE SKYPE PRODUCTS OR THE SKYPE MANAGER ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT IN ANY MANNER. YOUR AGREEMENT TO THESE TERMS WILL BE DEEMED TO BE AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE COMPANY AND SKYPE AND YOU REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT YOU HAVE AUTHORITY TO BIND THE COMPANY TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS AGREEMENT. FOR APPLICABLE TERMS AND/OR FURTHER INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT READ CAREFULLY: BY ACCEPTING THESE TERMS, CREATING A SKYPE MANAGER ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT OR PURCHASING OR USING THE SKYPE PRODUCTS AS A SKYPE MANAGER ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT, YOU ARE AGREEING TO THESE BUSINESS TERMS OF SERVICE ('AGREEMENT') ON BEHALF OF THE ENTITY ON WHOSE BEHALF YOU ARE SETTING UP A SKYPE MANAGER (“COMPANY”). GOVERNMENT THESE TERMS DO NOT APPLY TO YOU. IF YOU WISH TO USE A SKYPE MANAGER ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT ON BEHALF OF THE U.S. THESE TERMS APPLY TO ACCOUNT USERS LINKED TO A SKYPE MANAGER ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT WHO ARE LOCATED IN THE U.S. They do not apply to the Skype for Business product and online service offered by Microsoft Corporation. These terms apply to Skype’s consumer software applications and products.

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How the fuck do i reach skype customer service